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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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What do you call a ghost's true love?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why did the dad stare at the orange juice for hours?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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