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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the boxing match?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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What do you call a musical insect?
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
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Why did the cookie go to the therapist?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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How do you make holy water?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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