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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why don't dads trust stairs?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
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How did the barber win the race?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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What's a frog's favorite game?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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