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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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Why did the dad win an award for being the best dentist?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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How does a tech-savvy skeleton communicate?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
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