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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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What did one pancake say to the other pancake?
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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How does a dad wave goodbye?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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Why was the function unsure of its identity?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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