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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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Why did the software developer break up with their keyboard?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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What do you call two birds in love?
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How does a programmer fix a broken lightbulb?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
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Why did the chef get arrested?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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How do you catch a squirrel with ADD?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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