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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
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How do you communicate with a fish?
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to eat?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Why do fathers always tell bad jokes about paper?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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How does a programmer fix a broken light bulb?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a camera to the dinner party?
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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible comedians?
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