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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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How do you catch a squirrel with ADD?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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Why do programmers always mix up work and play?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Why did the software developer break up with their keyboard?
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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Why couldn't the hamburger trust the hotdog?
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How do you make a peanut laugh?
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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