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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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Why did the math book get in trouble at school?
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
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How does a dad make a tissue dance?
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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Why did the horse go to school?
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How did the programmer fix his broken computer?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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How did the owl find out his wife was cheating on him?
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What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
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How does a cow send a message?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
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What do you call a polar bear in a desert?
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