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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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Why do programmers always mix up work and play?
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Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
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What did the Java developer say to the C programmer?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the coding competition?
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Why did the belt get arrested?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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How does a snowman get around town?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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Why did the sloth break up with the tortoise?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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Why don't programmers like nature trails?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the boxing match?
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How do you catch a squirrel?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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