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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a camera to the dinner party?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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What do you call a programming wizard?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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What do you call a group of musical cows?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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Why did the database administrator get lost?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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Why did the seafood stop seeing the therapist?
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What do you call a coding duel between two programmers?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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Why don't programmers like to play hide and seek?
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What did one pancake say to the other pancake?
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