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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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Why did the chef break up with the bread?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How does a cat communicate with aliens?
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What did the Java developer say to the C programmer?
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Why do dads always tell bad jokes in the kitchen?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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How does a dad make sure he doesn't lose his tools?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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