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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Why did the koala love being the center of attention?
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Why did the picture go to jail?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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What did the hat say to the scarf during winter?
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Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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How does the moon cut its hair?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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How do trees access the internet?
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What do you call a musical insect?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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Why did the math book visit the therapist?
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