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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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Why did the computer go to therapy?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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How do you know if a programmer is an introvert?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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What do you call a mischievous insect?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over every night?
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What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Why did the chef break up with the bread?
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Why was the math book feeling lonely?
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Why do cows make terrible comedians?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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