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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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How does a programmer fix a broken lightbulb?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
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How did the owl find out his wife was cheating on him?
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What's a tree's least favorite month?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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What happened to the girl who drank too much tea?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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Why was the student staring at the calendar?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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