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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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How does a T-Rex like its steak?
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Why was the math book feeling lost?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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Why was the math book sad when it was thrown out?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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How do construction workers party?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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Why do the French love to eat snails?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Why did the computer go to therapy?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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