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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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How did the computer catch the virus?
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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What's a frog's favorite game?
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What's a tree's favorite dating app?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a camera to the dinner party?
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What do you call a programming wizard?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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How does a skeleton call his friends?
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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