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Why do dads always tell bad jokes in the kitchen?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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How does a lemon apologize?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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Why did the sloth break up with the tortoise?
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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