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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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How does a dad wave goodbye?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why did the dad joke go to school?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Have you heard about that kidnapping at the park?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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What did the digital clock say to its dad?
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What do you call a group of musical cows?
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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Why did the software developer break up with their keyboard?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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Why do programmers prefer to work alone?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why do fathers always tell bad jokes about paper?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
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How does a programmer fix a broken lightbulb?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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How does a train eat?
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