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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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Why do the French love to eat snails?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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Why did the computer go to therapy?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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How does lettuce express its emotions?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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How does a burger introduce itself in a party?
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How do you communicate with a fish?
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Why was the math book sad at lunchtime?
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Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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