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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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Why did the llama bring a ruler to the party?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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How do construction workers party?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How does a programmer serve breakfast?
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Why did the koala love being the center of attention?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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How does a train eat?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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