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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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I used to play piano by ear.
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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