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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
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What do you call a musical insect?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Why did the giraffe break up with the hedgehog?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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Why was the math book sad at the zoo?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the database administrator get lost?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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