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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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What did one hat say to the other hat?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work?
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What did the Java developer say to the C programmer?
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Why do programmers prefer to work alone?
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Did you hear about the painter who lost his job?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping to work?
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How did the barber win the race?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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