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Why did the horse go to school?
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Why did the music teacher go to jail?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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Why was the math book sad at lunchtime?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
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How does a T-Rex like its steak?
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh.
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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What did the hat say to the scarf during winter?
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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Why did the bee get married?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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Why did the painter go to therapy?
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