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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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Why did the banana go to the party alone?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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What do you call a polar bear in a desert?
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
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Why was the math book sad on its birthday?
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Why did the programmer use glasses while coding?
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Why do dads tell bad jokes?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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How does a barber make phone calls?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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