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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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Why was the math book sad when it was thrown out?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How do you make a strawberry laugh?
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: How do you make a goldfish old?
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Have you heard about that kidnapping at the park?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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Why was the calendar nervous?
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What do you call a fly without wings?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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How do you organize a space party?
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