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Why did the computer catch a cold?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the bakery?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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Why was the math book a great listener?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Why was the math book feeling lost?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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