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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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Why did the computer take up gardening?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh.
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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Why don't elephants use computers?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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