Skip to main content
LOL
Deck
Your daily dose of laughter
Home
Browse
🎲 Random Joke
Home
🎭 Browse
📂 Food
🎯 Joke Details
More Jokes
View All
Why was the belt arrested?
476 views
•
0 likes
Why don't eggs tell each other secrets in public?
203 views
•
0 likes
How do you make holy water?
414 views
•
0 likes
Why don't dads trust stairs?
420 views
•
0 likes
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
630 views
•
0 likes
Why did the dad joke go to school?
483 views
•
0 likes
Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
461 views
•
0 likes
How does the ocean say hello?
493 views
•
0 likes
Why do hamburgers make terrible comedians?
534 views
•
0 likes
Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
442 views
•
0 likes
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
458 views
•
0 likes
How does a programmer flirt?
465 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
458 views
•
0 likes
Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
437 views
•
0 likes
How does a snowman get around on warm days?
197 views
•
0 likes
Why don't owls go to concerts?
432 views
•
0 likes
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
1300 views
•
0 likes
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
410 views
•
0 likes
Why don't elephants use computers?
450 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a musical insect?
1285 views
•
0 likes
What do you call a fly without wings?
461 views
•
0 likes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
437 views
•
0 likes
Why did the lettuce win the race?
1128 views
•
1 likes
Why did the volleyball player go to the bank?
434 views
•
0 likes