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How does a lemon file a lawsuit?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible comedians?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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How do you catch a squirrel who loves nuts?
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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Why do dads tell the best jokes in the kitchen?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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Why do programmers always mix up work and play?
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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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How does a snowman get around town?
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it tried to eat?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the party?
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What do you call a coding duel between two programmers?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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