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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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Why did the computer take up gardening?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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Why did the seafood stop seeing the therapist?
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
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Why did the chef break up with the bread?
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How does a dad wave goodbye?
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What did the Java developer say to the C programmer?
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Why do dads tell bad jokes?
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
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