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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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What's faster than a cheetah racing through the savannah?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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What did the math book say to the history book?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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Why did the bee get married?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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