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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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How does a train eat?
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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Why did the cookie go to the therapist?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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