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Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What did the computer say to the programmer who couldn't answer the phone?
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Why do dads tell the best jokes in the kitchen?
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Why was the math book a great listener?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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I used to play piano by ear...
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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What happened to the girl who drank too much tea?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful therapist?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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Why was the chef embarrassed at the seafood restaurant?
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What did the sushi say to the bee?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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What did the coding pirate say when he found a bug in his code?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the bar?
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