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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why don't crabs like to share their food?
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the horse go to school?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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Why do dads tell bad jokes?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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How does a dad make a tissue dance?
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Why did the pony go to the doctor?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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