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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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What did the math book say to the history book?
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What do you call two birds in love?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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How do you make a sausage roll?
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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Why did the banana go to the party alone?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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Why was the C# developer always calm?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why did the dad joke go to school?
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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