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How does a programmer propose?
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Why was the math book feeling lonely?
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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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Why do programmers prefer Vim over Emacs?
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How do you organize a space party?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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What do you call a dad who is a magician?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why did the computer go to therapy?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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How does a programmer flirt?
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Why did the belt get arrested?
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Why don't sharks play basketball?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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Why did the bacon refuse to go into the pan?
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What did the programmer say to their significant other on Valentine's Day?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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