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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
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Why did the dad stare at the orange juice for hours?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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What did one pancake say to the other pancake?
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What do you call shoes made out of banana peels?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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Why do Python programmers prefer to use snake_case?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Why did the cookie go to the therapist?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Why did the dad go to the bank wearing a mask?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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