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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible spies?
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Why do programmers always mix up work and play?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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What do you call a group of programmers who go on a hike?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the park?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a camera to the dinner party?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Why was the function unsure of its identity?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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What did the sloth say when it crossed the road?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the party?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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How do you communicate with a fish?
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