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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
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How does a programmer serve breakfast?
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What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a parachute to the picnic?
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Why was the math book sad?
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How does a T-Rex like its steak?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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Why did the programmer use glasses while coding?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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What did the hat say to the scarf during winter?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a chessboard to the boxing match?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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