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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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How does a bee brush its hair?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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Why did the software developer break up with their keyboard?
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How does a dentist become a detective?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the chef break up with the bread?
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How did the programmer die in the shower?
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Why did the horse go to school?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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How does a scientist freshen their breath?
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What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
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What did the duck say when it dropped a joke in the pond?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
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