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How do you fix a broken tomato?
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How does a programmer propose?
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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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How does a tree access the internet?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why do programmers make terrible chefs?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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Why was the C++ programmer always calm and collected?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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Why did the horse go to school?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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Why did the bread go to the doctor?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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What do you call a programmer who loves nature?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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How did the octopus beat the shark in a race?
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