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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How do you make a peanut laugh?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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What do you call a dad who is addicted to brake fluid?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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Why did the computer break up with the programmer?
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How does a skeleton call for a waiter?
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I used to play piano by ear.
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Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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Why did the gym close down?
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Why did the banana go to school?
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What do you call a programmer from Finland?
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Why did the giraffe break up with the hedgehog?
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What's a programmer's favorite type of dance?
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What did the snail say as it slipped down the window?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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What did the Java developer say to the Python developer?
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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Why did the pepper put on a jacket?
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How does the ocean say hello?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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