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Why do the French love to eat snails?
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Why did the bicycle fall over at the comedy show?
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Why did the laptop go to therapy?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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How does a hamburger introduce its family?
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Why was the math book sad when it was thrown out?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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What do you call a programming language that always tells the truth?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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Why did the bacon refuse to jump into the hot pan?
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
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How did the programmer fix the bug in his code?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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