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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the boxing match?
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Why do dads always have an extra pair of glasses?
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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What did the coding pirate say when he found a bug in his code?
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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Why was the broom late to the meeting?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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How does a dad wave goodbye?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Why don't sharks play basketball?
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What's a pirate's favorite programming language?
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What do you call a fish magician?
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over every night?
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Why did the dad joke go to school?
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Why did the WiFi signal break up with its girlfriend?
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
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Why did the software developer break up with their keyboard?
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How did the hamburger propose to the hot dog?
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