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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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Why was the software developer always calm during emergencies?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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What do you call a fly without wings?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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How does a computer get drunk?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why do ducks have feathers?
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Why do programmers prefer dogs over cats?
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Why was the math book sad after the test?
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Why did the belt go to jail?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?
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Why did the calendar refuse to go bungee jumping?
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Why did the calendar go to therapy?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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Why was the computer cold?
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Why did the squirrel bring a backpack to the park?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why was the math book feeling lost?
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Why was the pepper the class clown?
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