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Why did the bacon refuse to go out in the sun?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why don't programmers like to play hide and seek?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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What did the programmer say to his doctor?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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What's a frog's favorite game?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why was the math book sad on Friday?
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What do you call a fly without wings?
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Why was the function unsure of its identity?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Why did the programmer go to therapy?
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Why did the kangaroo stop hopping?
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What do you call a mischievous insect?
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Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Why do programmers always mix up the terms "bugs" and "features"?
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Why did the pancake go to the therapist?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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