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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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Why did the crab never share his food?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I play by hand.
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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How does a plant get on the internet?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the jungle?
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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Why do programmers prefer to work in the dark?
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How do you make a peanut laugh?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Why did the programmer break up with their calculator?
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How does lettuce express its emotions?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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Why do programmers get confused between Christmas and Halloween?
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How does a penguin make pancakes?
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