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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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What did the Java developer say to the C programmer?
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Why did the koala bring a ladder to the party?
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Why don't programmers like nature trails?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
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What do you call two birds in love?
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What's a programmer's favorite type of dance?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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What happens to nitrogen when it gets sunburned?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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How do you make holy water?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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How do you catch a squirrel with ADD?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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How does a lion greet other animals?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the zoo?
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What do you call a fashionable insect?
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Why did the dad plant light bulbs in his garden?
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Why did the programmer break up with his keyboard?
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