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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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How do you catch a squirrel who loves nuts?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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Why did the banana break up with the plantain?
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Why do Python programmers prefer to use snake_case?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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Why did the programmer go broke?
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How does a taco greet people at a party?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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How does the ocean say hello?
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Why can't you trust an atom?
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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Why did the koala break up with its eucalyptus tree girlfriend?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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Why don't programmers like nature trails?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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