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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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How does a dog stop a video?
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What's a dad's favorite fruit pun?
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Why did the programmer get in trouble with the law?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
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Why did the owl invite his friends over every night?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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How do you make a banana split?
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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Why don't elephants need computers?
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Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
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What happens to nitrogen when it gets sunburned?
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What did the coder do at the beach?
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What did the math book say to the history book?
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Why do programmers always mix up their coffee and code?
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What do you call a programmer who loves nature?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How do you make a squirrel laugh?
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Why did the cat sit on the computer?
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What did the programmer do at the beach?
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Why did the dad stare at the orange juice for hours?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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