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What did the programmer say when he found a bug in his code on Friday night?
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How does a dad make sure he doesn't lose his tools?
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How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
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How does a programmer propose?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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How does a dad keep track of his jokes?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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How do programmers stay cool?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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How does a squid go into battle?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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How does a dad make a tissue dance?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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What did the pasta say to the tomato?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the coding competition?
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Why did the mathematician break up with his calculator?
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