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Why was the math book sad on Friday?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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How does a T-Rex like its steak?
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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Why was the math book sad even after solving all its problems?
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What did the blanket say to the bed?
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why did the lettuce win the race?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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Why did the sloth win the race?
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How did the squirrel get into the high-security bird feeder?
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How does a taco greet people at a party?
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Why don't dads ever get lost?
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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