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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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What do you call a group of musical whales?
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Why did the music teacher go to jail?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Why did the sushi blush?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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What did the coffee say to the programmer?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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Why don't sharks play basketball in the ocean?
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What did the dad say when he couldn't find his car keys?
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Why do programmers hate nature documentaries?
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