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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
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What do you call a group of apes playing instruments?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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What does a nosy pepper do?
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
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Why do fathers always tell bad jokes about paper?
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Why do hamburgers make terrible comedians?
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How does a programmer make a decision?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
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How does a barber make phone calls?
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Why did the computer scientist break up with his girlfriend?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity and it's impossible to put down.
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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What do you call a dad who is addicted to brake fluid?
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How does a dad start his car on Mondays?
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Why do programmers always mix up Java and JavaScript?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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How did the pancake introduce itself at the breakfast party?
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