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How does a programmer announce he's getting married?
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What do you call a group of musical cows?
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How does bacon say goodbye?
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What did the digital clock say to its dad?
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Why did the kangaroo bring a map to the boxing match?
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Why was the math book always unhappy?
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Why did the skeleton refuse to fight in the war?
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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Why do bicycles fall over?
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How does a programmer fix a broken lightbulb?
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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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What did the coffee say to the programmer?
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Why don't dads trust stairs?
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How do you organize a space party?
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Did you hear about the invention of the shovel?
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Why did the bread break up with the butter?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated?
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Why was the developer always calm during a crisis?
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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How does a snail feel after it loses its shell?
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