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How does a programmer propose to their significant other?
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Why did the gym close down?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How do programmers stay cool?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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Why did the kangaroo join the basketball team?
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down!
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When do you know it's time to go to the dentist?
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Why did the pancake break up with the waffle?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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Why did the programmer quit his job as a gardener?
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Why did the koala love being the center of attention?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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What do you call a programmer who doesn't like coffee?
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How did the barber win the race?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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What did the ocean say to the shore?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?
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What happened to the girl who drank too much tea?
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Why was the calendar always confident?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
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