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What did the Java developer say to the C programmer?
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How does the moon cut its hair?
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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Why was the dad so good at math?
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
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Why did the dad sit on the clock?
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Why did the giraffe go to the computer store?
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How do trees access the internet?
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How does a computer tell you it's cold outside?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Why did the llama start a dance academy?
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How do you make a watermelon laugh?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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Why did the horse go to school?
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What did the programmer say when their code wouldn't compile?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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Why did the owl invite his friends over every night?
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What do you call a programmer who can't parallel park?
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How did the octopus make friends at the underwater party?
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Why was the math book sad when it was thrown out?
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Why did the koala bring a flashlight to the party?
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