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Why did the dad tomato turn red?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
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Why did the hamburger become a detective?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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How does a squid make a decision?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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Why don't owls go to concerts?
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How do you make a hamburger laugh?
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What did the JavaScript say to the HTML?
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What do you call a bear that is missing an ear?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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Why do melons have fancy weddings?
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Why do programmers prefer to work alone?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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How does a hamburger introduce its family?
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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How does a bee style its hair?
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