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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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What did the coder do at the beach?
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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?
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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to the bar?
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What did the programmer say to his houseplants?
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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How do you make a goldfish old?
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Why did the yogurt go to art school?
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Why did the chicken join a band?
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How does a programmer fix a broken lightbulb?
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Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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Why did the chef become a gardener?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
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Why did the sloth break up with the tortoise?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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Why do dads always have the best garden jokes?
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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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