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How does a vampire take his coffee?
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What's a duck's favorite snack?
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
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What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for ice cream in winter?
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How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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How does a cow send a message?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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Why do programmers prefer using the metric system?
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Why did the bread file a police report?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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How do programmers stay cool?
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
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Why did the chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
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Why did the sushi break up with the fish?
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How does a dad keep his cool in a heatwave?
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Did you hear about the restaurant called Karma?
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Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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Why did the programmer break up with their calculator?
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How do you make holy water?
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How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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