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Why was the math book sad on Friday?
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How do you know if an octopus is happy?
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Why did the snail paint an S on his car?
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How does a rapper greet his grandmother?
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How does an octopus go into battle?
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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
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I used to play piano by ear.
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How does a programmer stay cool in the summer?
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How do programmers stay cool?
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What do you call a group of musical cows?
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
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What did the snail say when it hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
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How does a dad answer the phone on vacation?
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Why do dads tell bad jokes?
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What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato during a race?
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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
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Why did Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
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What did the duck say when it dropped a joke in the pond?
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