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Why did the dad sit on the clock during dinner?
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How does a dad exercise at the beach?
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Why do bananas need sunscreen at the beach?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Why was the math book feeling lonely?
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How does a programmer propose?
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How do you communicate with a fish?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
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How did the octopus beat the chess grandmaster?
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: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
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How do you comfort a sad programmer?
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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Why did the salad go to the dentist?
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What did the grape say when the dad stepped on it?
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How do trees access the internet?
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Why do programmers prefer tea over coffee?
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How do you talk to a nervous chicken?
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Why was the math book sad at the lunch table?
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Why did the belt go to prison?
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
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